#yeah sure why not slap the tags in there idc

[kitteqq]

misc animals lol

shotswag birds from my bio and bb trio deer from twitter/mal i think

[captainshyguy]

6 bc im curious and 9 bc i wanna see ur hit list /hj

aaa ty belle!!

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

hmmm, not to my knowledge! the closest has been somthing ve been neutral bout/thought was kinda silly like melli and ingo lol, like i didnt hate it, but was neutral, and now i think its hilariousKJDSNGSDJ

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

(if these end up in characters tag i apologise but i aint censoring every single damn name! im not tagging and that should be enough)

oooh im gonna expand this bit beyond my regular fandoms bc there are some little fuckers out there i really hatein othe thinhs gkgjd, lets do regular fandoms first though

hollow knght: tpk, lurien, tiso. tpk for obvious reasons (plus i dont really like a lot of high up characters in general like focusing on tpk in fics kinda makes me eyes roll when the vessels are right there. lurien for reasons :). tiso because people went through a stint where he was just silly himbo and kept shippig him with quirrel nd i fucking hated that lol. his design slaps though

tcw: the bad batch lol fucking HATE them. tech is tolerable, and i dont even count echo one of them, free him!!! but the rest are condesceding assholes sorry idc if they get better in their own show like sorry you sold them to me as 'ooo arent they soooo cool theyre so much better than those Regulr Clones Boooo, look at them!!! like fuck off lol. you will never be captain rex

pokemon: not a big fan of 'hehee im a cutesy quirky little girl!! chracters, like sabi or poppy like. theyre fine i guess but eh. not for me. otherwise swordbert and shieldbert were also annoying kjgskgj

off the top of my head i cant really think of many for mario besides like...idk cranky kong specifically in the mario movie? awful voice perfromace. i guess waluigi too sorry, i m not a fan of like..idk, more basic mario chracters who dont really show up in non mulitplyar games, bc they end up beign sooo known and its like. bro they didnt even put him in wonder or 3d world or anything. like if u want him to be a staple mario character to me then put him in other games too, or i'll just roll my eyes that he's taking up space where someone like cpatain toad or peasley could be taking it lol

undertale/deltarune: detanged one but ice-e. ex went through a period where he as weirdly obsessed with him and thought he'd be super important and it annoyed me :)

ok now outside of my regular fdoms, characters i still loathe include

ralph from the flash- he was this stretchy dude who was awful abt women and like sure he kiiiida got over it but it felt weak and i hated him and the actor ended up being shitty anyway.. in the same universe i didnt like either oliver or barry's daughters from the future, both were very annoying lol

mon el from super girl. i hate him. kill him.annoying boring no chemistry love interest. kill him

eric sparrow from tony hawks underground- though i will concede that like the hollow knight characters, he contrbutes in really important ways to the story. like your'e SUPPOSED to hate him thats the point, they do a very good job with it. like he's written fantastically, and i want to kill him. i alway think of this article i read about him that was like 'eric sparrow is my best friend and he wants to hurt me' like yeah thats it thats the character. like i LIKE WHAT THEY DID, which sets him apart from almost everyone else here, its just what they did makes you hate him lol

ross from friends. miserable, insecure little creep. kill him

there are little charcters i loathe more than peter griffin family guy. kill bite explode

[valeriwa]

kiss me baby

four: miyagi adventures

summary: as the head of the very popular newspaper club, you have decided to heed the advice of the miya twins' fanclub and make a volleyball column. however, your club mutually agreed you'd be the one to gather content and coverage. something that started out as professional and friendly spiral out of hand as blushes rise and hearts race and a bunch of volleyball crazed doofuses think it's time you and mr-i-need-memories get together.

warnings: none

suna rintaro x fem!reader

masterlist || three || four || five

"hajime, oh my god, i missed you," you said, falling into the arms of iwaizumi hajime. he grunted at the sudden weight but managed and hugged you back.

"yeah, missed you too." you look up at him with sleepy eyes, and stepped away. he took your small suitcase that you'd brought along.

"how's tooru?" you asked, falling in step with him. you saw the familiar stores and the little park that you'd always stop by with iwaizumi and oikawa when you were returning from junior high way back ago.

"an idiot," he sighed, ruffling his hair in frustration with his free hand, "but he's geting better. he's probably coming to play in a practice match we have tomorrow." you perk up at that, practice match?

"wait, hajime, you didn't tell him i was coming, right?"

"yeah, you told me to?"

"i'll surprise him tomorrow at the match!" he chuckles at your excitement, knowing you probably only showed your stoic, calmer side to hyogo. they don't know what they're missing.

"and what about that cute boy you were talking about?" you whirled around, a laugh slipping past your lips.

"haru? he's a first year," you said, distinctly remembering texting in the group chat about the cute first year who joined the club.

"he's only two years younger, oikawa's gone for first years." you lightly slap his bicep, laughing.

"don't word it like that! makes it sound like tooru's a predator or some shit," you said, before doubling over in laughter. iwaizumi chuckled too before leaving you in the middle of the street and walked faster.

"oh my god hajime! you cheat!" he heard you scream before dragging your suitcase haphazardly, shouting all the while. god, you missed this. you missed you friends. you missed miyagi.

newspaper club gc

ichika: i've handed in all the vbc content for the week's issue to yuki senpai

yuki: it's added into the newspaper, haru'll send the doc here and y/n-san can give us the go ahead

y/n: where's itsuki

itsuki: sleeping. don't disturb.

haru: here ya go inarizakifight.issue.pdf

y/n: seems good to me, itsuki can give the order for the prints. better be ready to sell on monday

itsuki: ofc when do i ever disappoint

y/n: ... yuki pls keep him in check idc if he's a year older than you

yuki: my pleasure

"who're you texting?" it was matsukawa, one of the seijoh third-years who you were good friends with, along with his counterpart, makki.

"idiots." you sighed, turning your phone off and sliding it into your pocket. matsukawa grinned at your distress, about to make a teasing remark.

"ya sure tooru's fangirls won't egg me or something?" you whispered looking at the furious girls who were obviously plotting something against you.

"probably. probably not." hanamaki chimed in, smirking.

"real helpful, thanks makki." you rolled your eyes, lightly punching his arm in frustration. they couldn't egg you; you were wearing the cutest dress and the seijoh colors. (ref pic)

"wait, which one of you take better pictures?" both of them looked at each other, mattsun stepping forward with a lazy smirk on his face.

"hand it over, princess." you snort at the nickname, giving him your phone.

you pose nicely while mattsun takes the photo, hearing a few clicks before he lowers the phone and gives it back to you.

"thanks mattsun, d'ya want me to tag you for photo creds?" you ask absentmindedly, tapping at your phone. he nodded before heading over to do warmups with the others. did karasuno arrive? huh, you didn't even notice.

you quickly tapped on post and put your phone into your pocket. you weren't sure what to do, so you stuck with sitting on the bench with the coaches. they knew you well enough to know you weren't the type to distract the boys.

your phone started vibrating in your pocket, startling you. swiftly taking it out to see that suna was calling you? oh, suna. right, you forgot about him with all the excitement of surprising tooru and coming back to miyagi.

you excused yourself and got out of the gym so there wouldn't be ay nosy people eavesdropping.

"hey suna,"

"OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS Y/N-SAN-" you blinked, almost dropping your phone in surprise. was that atsumu? that dumbass.

"NO NO, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS SUNA-" you rolled your eyes, keeping in a laugh by biting your lower lip.

"RUN FOR YOUR LI- ASDFUIL- hi y/n." he was obviously out of breath, how long was he running after atsumu?

"hey there, you good?"

"just peachy. are you busy?"

"kind of, can i talk to you later? like after eight or something?" there was a hopeful lilt to your voice and you prayed that he picked up on it.

"sure, talk to you then."

"yeah." the line clicked, and you felt hot. a very obvious blush spread across your cheeks and you had no idea why. well, you had some idea but that was utterly ridiculous.

"get your shit together y/n, you have a best friend to surprise," you whispered under your breath.

unbeknownst to you, there was a certain second-year in hyogo who's ears tinged with red after the call ended.

the miya twins noticed suna's semi-flustered state and looked at each other, thinking the same thing.

what the hell happened when he walked you to the station?

a/n: if somebody asks why this was late, no it wasn't

taglist (open! send an ask): @zeyyackerman @deathfreak45 @lilith412426 @meri-soni-meri-tamanna @satorinnie @sanovr @mysticstrawberryballoon @sunavf

[bobateastay]

HI I’M BACK (Sorry if I’m requesting too much- tell me if I’m being too overwhelming!) but can I request a Felix X Reader? Where the reader is the 9th member of Straykids, and they have to film intense scenes in a MV (like fighting scenes) and how it would go?? You can make them funny and fluffy, idc how you make it :) TYSM!

A/N: nooo i love your requests!! uhhhh i loved this one so much i might do a sequel :’) well, here it is!!!

tags - fluff fluff, skz member!Reader, male!Reader

Word Count: 1′034

Felix loved making you laugh. Now generally speaking, you weren’t the best at keeping your composure anyway but Felix was particularly good at making you lose your shit. Maybe that was why he had a crush on you. Your laughter was big and loud enough to fill a room, bright enough to make his heart flutter and always contagious enough to make him grin. 

You had a lot of things in common with Felix and your sense of humour was one of them. His little Spongebob impersonations and the way he rolled his eyes up when he got fed up always made you giggle. You would’ve thought that the more you got to know him and the more time you spent around him the less funny you would find these things as you got used to him but it turned out to be the opposite. Now that he’d become a ray of sunshine in your life and one of the closest friends you’d ever had, his comments and jokes just made you laugh more.

When you realised you had a crush on him you were worried that the only reason you’d found him funny this whole time was because of the way he made your stomach tie in knots. This notion was thrown out the window the next time he cracked a joke around you - turns out Felix really was just that funny.

“Okay don’t hurt me,” you told the freckled boy, straightening out the shirt you were wearing. 

Shooting music videos was one of your favourite parts of being an idol. It was tiring but it was so satisfying to see the finished product and it was always good to work with your best friends. You liked to tease the other boys when they tried to (and admittedly succeeded) to look sexy on camera. The best part was the acting. Pretending you had beef with boys that you barely argued with unless it was about something petty was hilarious to you. However, you’d never been paired with Felix for this kind of stuff before.

Felix bounced his legs, making you almost fall off of his lap. You slapped his knee lightly, suppressing a laugh.

“I said don’t hurt me.”

“Oh no, don’t worry,” Felix reassured you. “I’ll make sure to break your back. For realism, you know?”

“Yeah, for realism,” you said, letting out a giggle. Felix picked lint off the back of your shirt, smiling at the sound of your laugh. The two of you perked up a little when it was time to film, practising the shot a few times. Each time Felix shoved you up against the wall, his hands always careful even though you pretended to hit the wall hard, you could feel your bottom lip shake as you tried to contain your laughter. 

Felix’s brows drew together in mock anger as he pushed you once more, putting one arm over your shoulder as he leaned into you. You tried to keep your expression straight but all that came up in your head were those cliche anime scenes in which the hot male protagonist would push girls up against their lockers. Felix must’ve noticed because he lifted his chin slightly at you.

“Hey,” he muttered, voice still dripping with the fake anger he’d managed to summon. “Come here often?”

You choked a little on your own breath, followed by a long ‘pffft’ and then a loud laugh. The rest of the boys groaned.

“There’s no reason this should take this long,” Minho complained.

“It’s fine, I got this,” you convinced yourself, taking a deep breath. “One last time.”

This time you managed to keep your composure, back hitting the wall with a thud. Felix leaned in closer than before, hand resting on the wall just above your shoulder. His face was just a few inches from yours and you could tell he was expecting you to laugh. You felt your face heat up, your eyes landing on his lips for a few seconds before quickly following back to his eyes. He must’ve noticed because his own cheeks turned red, his eyes flitting back and forth between your lips and eyes. 

Hurriedly, you pushed him off of you, your breaths quick. Felix stared at you for a moment, less embarrassed now and more confused. The boys cheered at the perfect shot, only stopping when they saw the awkward way you walked past Felix to pick up the coffee you’d been sipping from earlier. 

He watched you sit down, your eyes trained on the ground. Against his better judgement he decided to leave you, Jeongin already sitting beside you to sip from your coffee. He could feel his heart racing in his chest and tried to laugh it off when Changbin gave him a pointed look.

“What? It was a good shot, right?”

Although you’d calmed down by the end of the day, your face was still flushing every time you glanced at Felix. Jeongin kept teasing you for it, elbowing you every time you would quickly whip your head around to avoid eye contact with Felix. 

On the way back from the set Felix sat himself in the back next to you, smiling when you finally looked at him properly.

“I didn’t do anything wrong, did I?”

You stared for a little before shaking your head no, looking back down at your lap. 

“And I didn’t break your back?”

You laughed a little, making the other male grin. You looked at him, admiring his wide smile.

“No, unfortunately you didn’t,” you joked, letting your head fall to rest on his shoulder. Felix stiffened for a moment but then relaxed. He felt relief wash over him now that he knew he hadn’t done anything wrong. He rested a hand on your thigh, squeezing gently.

“Did my pick up line work at least?” he asked, glancing down at you. You hummed sleepily and Felix felt his heart leap out of his chest. You moved your hands to rest atop his, blinking slowly.

“Your pick up lines always work, Lix.”

You couldn’t see it but in the seat in front Jisung mimed puking, Hyunjin laughing as he looked back at the two of you.

[tintinwrites]

wholesome barbecue | Santiago ‘Pope’ Garcia x Reader

A/N: This is my first time writing for Pope I hope it’s good! I don’t know if the gender is ever mentioned of Frankie’s baby but it’s a girl idc. Special thanks to @damerondjarin​ for encouraging me to write this by being a hoe for it and @bisexual-space-slut​ for helping me with the tiny amount of Spanish in this!

Rating: 18+

Warning: Oral sex (F receiving). Naughty words. This happens in Frankie’s bedroom I’m sorry, Frankie

Word count: 2,743, apparently!!

Summary: You and Pope are visiting Frankie’s family and you’re both a little frisky during a barbecue.

GIF credit: WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT’S THE BABE WHO WANTED THIS.

Tags: @huliabitch​ @yougottakeeponkeepinon​ @mandoplease​ @loki-is-a-lesbian @justabeautiful-letdown​ @the-bird-suit​ @arkofblake​ @neverlandlibrarian​ @thedevilwearsvibranium​ @jennibradley​

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“You actually showed up.”

“Yeah, well, there’s nothing else to do in this town.”

Frankie leveled Pope with a falsely serious stare, then grinned as they embraced with pats to the other’s back, though they kept a bit of space between them.

This was for the little baby resting with her back against her father’s chest as she nestled in the crook of his arm, gazing up at Pope when they pulled apart with wonder at this strange face she hadn’t seen much.

You laughed at her little furrowed brow then moved to wrap an arm around Frankie, pressing a kiss to his cheek which he’d learned to politely return once he realized you greeted him and said goodbye to him in the same way every time.

The first trip you’d ever taken with Pope was to visit his best friend and you’d gotten along swimmingly with both him and his wife, and you would wager you loved them almost as much as your boyfriend did.

You decided to go on a little vacation this summer and somehow you agreed that you’d have the most fun visiting Frankie to see the baby.

He said it was his wife’s idea to throw a barbecue for you, but he kind of looked in his element with the baby in one arm as he grabbed a beer that was sitting on the side of the grill with his free hand.

“There’s some in the cooler over there if you want.” Frankie nodded to a cooler full of ice, beer, and sodas, and Pope walked over to grab one.

“I can’t believe how big she’s gotten.” You booped the little baby on the nose and wrapped your arm around Pope when he returned sipping on a beer.

“Fuck if I don’t know that. You guys’ll have to have one to remind us of how small they are.”

“Hell no.”

Pope’s quick answer was followed by a sip of beer and a smirk directed at you to let you know he was open to whatever you wanted, his palm pressing flat against the small of your back.

When Frankie’s wife walked over and you greeted her with a kiss on the cheek, the four of you talked about whatever as your boyfriend’s hand slid down your back to push into the pocket of your shorts.

He’d made it very clear when you were getting ready that morning that he enjoyed the way your ass looked, pinching it as you walked out the door then leaning over to smack it when you’d stepped out of the car.

Santi, you would reprimand him with a little whine though you really didn’t mind it.

It wasn’t like you were a stranger to slapping him on that perky ass of his right back.

You had to admit that there was something about being on vacation with him that made you a little extra horny and his fingers were massaging your ass as they stayed in your pocket and you—

“Burger or hot dog? Or we’ve got veggie versions of both.” Frankie interrupted your thoughts as he put the baby in his wife’s arms and turned to open up the grill.

“My girl likes a good foot long.” Pope grunted at the elbow playfully poking into his ribs.

Grilled foods and sides were all served up and you sat with Frankie, his wife, and some of their friends, talking about jobs, and children, and gossip, and all those other things adults seemed to exclusively talk about.

You were not paying much mind to everything they were talking about, though, because a certain man sitting in a mismatched colored folding chair next to you knew that you were friskier on vacation and was running his hand up and down your thigh.

Innocent touches strayed a little bit higher, a little bit more to the inside of your thigh, and you immediately grabbed onto his hand when his fingers brushed below the zipper of your shorts.

He smiled, leaning in to nuzzle his nose into your hair and whisper into your ear, “I know they made a cake for dessert, but I’d much rather eat your pussy right now.”

“Fuck, Santi,” you hissed, squirming in your chair.

“Why don’t you say you’re going to the bathroom and wait in the hall for me, hm?” He kissed your cheek.

You nodded; sex in any kind of public setting was something the two of you had talked about or teased about to turn each other on, usually when you were in bed, and the thought of actually fucking in someone’s house in the middle of a barbecue was definitely something that intrigued you.

You were quickly mumbling an excuse to everyone that you’d be right back, going into the cool, air conditioned house and making your way to where you’d memorized the bathroom was.

He obviously didn’t follow you right away so as not to make people suspicious, and you moved around the hallway to look at a sweet picture on the wall of the baby when she was a newborn.

Arms wrapped around your waist slowly, lips pressing down the side of your neck. “We’re not having a fuckin’ baby.”

“I didn’t say that we were!”

“Don’t go to another guy for it though, okay? I can make one.”

You laughed, turning to him and kissing him.

The first kiss was deep and needy, followed by a few other chaste kisses as he guided you into a nearby room.

“Are we about to fuck in Frankie’s bedroom?”

“No, I’m about to eat you out in Frankie’s bedroom.”

You were truly a terrible person as you moaned into yet another kiss, then he pulled away and you could see that military training in his eyes. “Take off your clothes.”

He made sure you were listening to his direction before he went around the room to draw all the curtains, being sure no one would see a glimpse of you or what you were doing as well as darkening the room.

It took a moment for both of you to adjust to the dimness, but soon he could see the silhouette of your naked body and you saw him walking towards you, fully clothed.

He found your lips almost instantly now that he could make out your features into the dark, hands grasping at your hips to firmly but gently guide you down to sit on the very edge of the foot of the bed.

“Santi, baby, your knees,” you gasped when he moved his lips away to kneel between your legs, trying to pull him back up.

“I’m fine, honey, I might not be able to run like I used to, but I can still kneel.” He took your hands off his arms to set them on the bed on either side of you, then moved to hook your legs over his shoulders.

There was no comforter on the bed seeing as it was summer in a humid state, but you gripped tight to the sheets under you as he began pressing light, teasing kisses on your inner thigh.

Your lips parted when he kissed where your thigh met your pussy and...he moved over to kiss his way down your other thigh, much to your frustrated little whine. You were sure you felt him smiling against your skin as he kissed back up.

He put his head right between your legs and kissed feather light on your folds, close but not where you wanted him, and you grabbed onto his hair to try and guide him to your clit.

He swatted your thigh, not hard enough to hurt you at all but enough to tell you that you were not supposed to be pulling him where you wanted, that he was in control and he knew exactly what was going to get you off best.

You could just barely make out his eyes in the darkness to see him glaring up at you, huffing lightly through his nose in both frustration and amusement at your impatience.

But he said nothing, leaning in and flatting his tongue against you, dragging it purposefully from your entrance to your clit.

Your hips followed the movement of his tongue, lifting up off the bed with your calves braced on his shoulders as you gave a pleasured sound between a gasp and a moan. He wrapped his arms around your thighs to yank you back down onto the mattress, repeating the motion with his tongue and pinning your squirming thighs to the bed.

He lapped at you slowly as he worked up to your clit, sucking hard on the spot and grunting softly at the sharp tug of his curls.

You were fisting his hair so tightly, your eyes closed and your mouth hanging open in the ecstasy of his wet mouth sucking and licking at your clit, quickly approaching an orgasm with how relentless he was.

When you untangled your fingers from his hair and tried to lay back on the bed, he immediately stopped what he was doing and pulled away to grab onto your hands. He pulled you back up and met your lustful eyes with his own pleased yet stern ones in the dim room. “Stay.”

You might have whined, but you made yourself stay sitting, both hands gripping onto his hair now to help with that; he started to lap long, slow licks against your clit and wrapped his arms around your thighs again.

His grip was a little bit looser now which allowed you to use him as you sought out all the pleasure he was willing to provide, and you were practically on top of him at the sensation of his tongue moving down to push into your entrance.

It was so fucking sexy to him that you were practically humping his face and he let you lean off the bed a little to brace yourself on him, moaning at your taste and positioning to make his nose nudge into your clit with each little movement of your hips.

You liked it as much as he did, enjoying partly controlling the friction on your clit matched with his tongue licking into you like he was enjoying a fine meal.

You always came pretty damn fast when Pope ate you out; there was something about the wetness and how he knew exactly what he was doing. He knew what you liked for his tongue to do on your clit, knew how to tease you into being absolutely turned on and never too much so as to frustrate you.

The man knew how to perfectly prepare you into being almost ready to cum with barely even touching you, of course he’d bring you to that glorious edge with only a few flicks of his tongue.

He knew you inside and out, too, and there was this little noise you’d make that told him it was starting to feel really good and he was putting the right amount of friction on the right spots.

Normally he’d be praising you with phrases like that’s right, baby or go on, sweetheart, I know it feels good, come for me, but with his head between your legs, he hummed against you and moved a little bit faster for you.

His unrelenting tongue made the tingling that seemed to bounce all over your cunt and thighs grow, then what you could only describe as burst.

You pressed right up against his face and were still there for a moment as your cunt squeezed, then you let out a loud moan at your muscles releasing and clenching hard.

Pope licked you through it to extend your strong orgasm as long as he could, lapping up your cum until you were twitching and gently smacking him on the head to tell him it was too much, and he laughed softly and laid his head on your thigh.

Both of you were quiet for a long moment and he knew you were to your happy, satisfied state where you were all fuzzy after an orgasm as you started stroking his hair. “Let me repay that.”

“You don’t have to. If you wanna, let’s wait until we’re back at the hotel or they’ll realize both of us aren’t using the bathroom or something.” He kissed your thigh then pulled out from under your legs, walking over to open the curtains.

The light in the room showed off your gorgeous body perched on the edge of the bed, looking like you might have been made of jello with how good you came, and he let his gaze roam over you like it was his first time seeing you naked.

He always looked at you like it was his first time seeing you naked.

A wink as your gazes met, he moved to where you undressed and bent over to pick up your favorite lacy, black underwear of his.

“Oh, shit, that sure did mess up my knees,” he groaned dramatically.

“Mhm.” Sure, you knew he was sassing you and trying to rile you up, but you were staring at that nice ass of his.

“C’mere, we can’t let you go out there like this.”

“I thought public nudity was admired.”

One thing that you so loved about Pope was that he was a capable man who could be tough with people when it was needed, but he could also be quite tender.

This showed in him allowing you to take hold of his shoulders as he helped you step into the panties and shorts he’d ‘demanded’ you take off.

You pulled on your bra and top on your own, leaning in to kiss the taste of yourself that was on his lips. “I wanna get out of here and suck that beautiful cock of yours.”

You kissed each other passionately a couple more times before you started to make your way to the back door with his hand squeezing yours tightly at the mere thought of how much you wanted to suck him off.

Frankie was the first to notice you stepping out of the house, grabbing another beer out of the cooler and cracking it open.

He looked suspicious, but he took a sip of the beer.

“You two pee together?” He quirked an eyebrow.

“The couple that pees together stays together.” Pope grinned, slapping him on the arm.

“I think that’s the grossest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

“Ya think?”

Pope looked at you to see you were looking at him both impatiently and lustfully, and he quickly looked at Frankie. “We need to get going, man, but let’s do something tomorrow.”

“I think the ladies were texting about wine or something.” The two men shared a full hug now that the baby was being entertained by somebody else, and Frankie looked at Pope in confusion when he pulled back to pat him on the cheek.

“Probablemente deberías lavar tus sábanas.” This confused him even more, but he wasn’t able to ask what he meant as he walked with you to let Frankie’s wife know you were leaving.

When you were in the car and buckling in to leave, you looked at him. “Did you tell Frankie to wash his sheets?”

Pope’s laugh told you more than enough.

You let out a laugh of your own, reaching out to shove his shoulder.

“You are so bad!” Your little shove was joking and you were pretty horny, gently rubbing up and down his bare arm.

“We’re leaving a nice, wholesome barbecue so you can suck my dick.” He started the car and glanced each way down the street as he pulled away from the curb.

The drive was comfortably silent with the radio playing some rock song softly in the background, your fingers tickling over his skin, and then his phone pinged in his pocket. “Can you see what that is, baby?”

You reached into his pocket with your hand lingering perhaps a little too far to the side, but you did pull out his phone and looked to see who texted him.

When you snorted, he glanced over at you and stopped the car at a red light to see what it said.

What the fuck did you do?! read the text from Frankie.

Pope probably cried a little too hard from laughing considering he was going to have to really make up for making his girl cum on his best friend’s sheets.

[baekhvuns]

I hope SM and Hybe get that gummi dickhead, because honestly what the fuck is going on. And not stans caring more about the dating rumours statement, just stfu. Btw another Taehyung dream... why

Omg if you start TVD let me know, I used to be so so involved. I was a Delena (Damon x Elena) girl but tbh fuck Damon, unless I headcanon him as Hwa. Though I loved a guy named Klaus who was VERY questionable, so maybe I shouldn't talk. TVD, Gossip Girl, PLL, Teen Wolf, Glee used to be my trash

People say Fireworks was boring but HOW? And it sounded very Ateez to me, those who didn't like Inception got their noise and it was soft at times. Yeah DV might sound underwhelming, but idc I love it and it's good and cunty

Hotteoks, Yunhopowers I'm confused tbh, the names are all over the place, not to mention the guys pushing weird ass names (Ddeongwives.... no). Anyway your struggles with that Yunho fic akuriaidkansjskzkhehs miss Baek fighting her inner demons

I think the frosty colour faded which happens, but Hwa's roots look better I think. I hope he goes icy again, but white shades are really hard to maintain ;/

THAT CHERRY PHOTO MURDERED ME, LOOK AT THIS ART. Is it safe to say I'll surely be getting that photocard, but pretend you didn't see it

Girl, the denial is real, our pathetic man is not getting the girl, but he'll get all the other bitches (us) so it's fine 🥰 I just need him to br quiet

A birthday party for moi in a castle you say?! In king's castle?!

That's right the SM-fication of miss Lightiny :( she bald and too basic

Ngl I had high hopes for miss Seulgi but the song and MV was a bit mid, I'll have to listen to the whole album though. She still looked and sounded great, I loved the dark vibe, but maybe expected the song to take a different route. And "I kiss your brother"??? Don't have one but I'm right here

Who would I choose fuck off ha ha ha. I'm in my Jae Young era, but then Soo Hyuk's voice, and In Youp is so cute </333 it all depends, they'd have to appeal to me with their charms. You? 👀

First few slides summer camp vibes just saying also have you seen the movie No Reservations? Chef Park Seonghwa...

Been minding my own business in Seonghwa's tag here on tumblr dot com, saw Bodyguard Hwa while scrolling and it got me like 🥰 gonna re-read it soon! Next however I came across my enemy number 1 aka Khr*n*s, traumatic experience, got 20 war flashbacks, my family has died, I did NOT have to remember about that fic!!!

Baby boy baby vs Evil (gonna slap his forehead 🤬)

His inspo, his mind... the guy looks good too, now grow your hair out Park Seonghwa. No but the way he draws inspiration from things is so cool and admirable... 😭 - DV 💖

hello hihi!!

I hope SM and Hybe get that gummi dickhead, because honestly what the fuck is going on. And not stans caring more about the dating rumours statement, just stfu. Btw another Taehyung dream... why

I JUST SAW YGS CALLING PEOPLE WHO REMOTELY EVEN MENTIONED V AND JEN TOGETHER 😭😭 hello???? whOSE DREAM??? PPT FORMAT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW 🔫

Omg if you start TVD let me know, I used to be so so involved. I was a Delena (Damon x Elena) girl but tbh fuck Damon, unless I headcanon him as Hwa. Though I loved a guy named Klaus who was VERY questionable, so maybe I shouldn't talk. TVD, Gossip Girl, PLL, Teen Wolf, Glee used to be my trash

iM STARTING IT I HAVE BEEN SEEING WAY TO MANY EDITS WITH MR DAMON 😭😭😭 wait fuck damon why 👁👁👄👁👁 head canoning him as hwa right now what tHE fUCK,,, omg glee was seriously so addictive I NEVER UNDERSTOOD PPL 😭😭 I PLAYED THEIR EPISODE GAME TOO I NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT FBFBFB omg but do u rmr shadow hunters 🧍🏻‍♀️

People say Fireworks was boring but HOW? And it sounded very Ateez to me, those who didn't like Inception got their noise and it was soft at times. Yeah DV might sound underwhelming, but idc I love it and it's good and cunty

fireworks ERA TO DV WAS CUNT FULLY ON CUNT,,, it really hurts seeing people have no taste <//3 inception is so elegant??? the slow and reverb version especially,,, silver seonghwa dancing to it would be my 13th reason

Hotteoks, Yunhopowers I'm confused tbh, the names are all over the place, not to mention the guys pushing weird ass names (Ddeongwives.... no). Anyway your struggles with that Yunho fic akuriaidkansjskzkhehs miss Baek fighting her inner demons

LMFAOOOO NO WHAT THE FUCK IS DDEONGWIVES???? SIR???? AND THEN EVERYONE SAYS DONT BE A DELULU?? THIS MAN FEEDING INTO OUR DELULU HE’S- WE MARRIED TO HIM, THIS IS A POLY RELATIONSHIP APPARENTLY,,, i swear this fic pisses me of so much i changed the plot three times, the mood board and all im fighting my demons to write that hwa series 😭😭😭

I think the frosty colour faded which happens, but Hwa's roots look better I think. I hope he goes icy again, but white shades are really hard to maintain ;/

he momentarily gave gd’s hair at mama fbdndhdj yEHA I HOPE HE DOES GO BACK and with these selca’s he’s dropping 😵‍💫😵‍💫 im going to devour him whole

THAT CHERRY PHOTO MURDERED ME, LOOK AT THIS ART. Is it safe to say I'll surely be getting that photocard, but pretend you didn't see it

NO LITERALLY HOW DARE HE??? I SAW IT IN A VERY PUBLIC SETTING AND THE CHILLS I FOT THE URGE TO SCREAM IN A TRAINFQJFHWKDHWKHDWKDBWK IT IS SAFE??? WE ARE PRAYING FOR U TO GET THIS CARD AND IM ON MY WAY SECURE THEM CARDS RIGHT NOW 🔫🔫🔫 RIGHT NOW

ClICK ON THE PHOTO U WONT REGRET IT

Girl, the denial is real, our pathetic man is not getting the girl, but he'll get all the other bitches (us) so it's fine 🥰 I just need him to br quiet

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 the denial so real i stopped watching it fbfbfbfb HE’LL GET US THATS WHAT MATTERS but i rly be rooting he gets the girlie as in the director has a change of heart <33

A birthday party for moi in a castle you say?! In king's castle?!

ABSOLUTELY THE MAN IS WAITING FOR SOME INTERACTION AND U WILL SEE IT MID NOVEMBER TO END

That's right the SM-fication of miss Lightiny :( she bald and too basic

kq following sm in this but wHERE IS THE KAI X SEONGHWA CRUMBS KQ THEY MET EVERY SM GROUP WHERE IS EXO FHWKHDKW IM GONNA THROW THE GLOBE AT KQ

Ngl I had high hopes for miss Seulgi but the song and MV was a bit mid, I'll have to listen to the whole album though. She still looked and sounded great, I loved the dark vibe, but maybe expected the song to take a different route. And "I kiss your brother"??? Don't have one but I'm right here

i ngl i did too, i was like maybe we’ll get something like invu or idea,,, some scenes (the black and white one) they had the budget they could’ve had the oomph factor bc it looked (is) green screen 😭😭😭 lOVED THE DARK VIBE I WISHED THEY WENT INTO IT MORE,,, seulgi could’ve easily finessed criminal type of music,,, FBWKFJKWH KISSED UR BROTHER MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS SWEET HOME ALABAMA 😭😭

Who would I choose fuck off ha ha ha. I'm in my Jae Young era, but then Soo Hyuk's voice, and In Youp is so cute </333 it all depends, they'd have to appeal to me with their charms. You? 👀

LMFAOOOO BRMWHDKW CHOSE ONE 🔫🔫 I THO WILL CHOSE SOOHYUK BC OF HIS VOICE THE WAY I CURL INTO A BALL WHEN I HEAR THE “m a n N e r” BFNWBDSJ

First few slides summer camp vibes just saying also have you seen the movie No Reservations? Chef Park Seonghwa...

chef park seonghwa….haha. also have a sweet reminder l

Been minding my own business in Seonghwa's tag here on tumblr dot com, saw Bodyguard Hwa while scrolling and it got me like 🥰 gonna re-read it soon! Next however I came across my enemy number 1 aka Khr*n*s, traumatic experience, got 20 war flashbacks, my family has died, I did NOT have to remember about that fic!!!

Baby boy baby vs Evil (gonna slap his forehead 🤬)

FBQMBDMQDJKW NAURRR I SEE IT SOMETIMES TOO AND THE WAY I HURRIEDLY SCROLL PAST IT 😭😭😭 hopefully the new one drops soon so u don’t have to reread fics dbwmdbwm RHWKHDWK DONT BE SHY READ IT <3 READ KHRONUS <333 BFWKHDSK IDK HOW U WILL RESPOND TO THE NEW SERIES THEN FBFB

DAILY REMINDER

His inspo, his mind... the guy looks good too, now grow your hair out Park Seonghwa. No but the way he draws inspiration from things is so cool and admirable... 😭 - DV 💖

NO BC I THOUGHT OF U WHEN WOO MENTIONED THOSE ESP THAT LONG HAIR AND THAT SHARPASS NOSE THATS GOOD FOR ALOT OF THINGS

and,,

WHO IS THIS GUY

[chanxyeollie]

70 questions, tagged by @stan-the-best-stan-monsta-x thx bby

1. do you have a good relationship with your parents? uhhh... well me & my mom generally have a good time, she acts more sisterly if that makes sense?? but me and my dad butt heads A LOT and do not get along very often.

2. who did you last say “i love you” to? see i’m pretty uncomfortable physically saying the words but like probably my cat or something lol.

3. do you regret anything? um YES let’s see off the top of my head: dying my hair red in the sixth grade, putting waaaay too much cheese on the pizza i had the other day, and being such a shitty student this year haha.

4. are you insecure? yES. i mean i have this rule that everyone who knows me in irl knows. like no one is allowed to take pictures of me. or share pictures of me. if they want a picture i have to take it or i have to direct them. there are years of pictures of my growth or w/e missing and it pisses my parents tf off lol.

5. what’s your relationship status? single as the day i exited the womb

6. how do you want to die? preferably when i’m asleep i mean??? like i don’t wanna feel anything so...

7. what did you last eat? pork? and then right after whipped cream from a can because that’s who i am as a person.

8. played any sports? hahahahahah fun fact i don’t play sports because i have really weak ankles - i’ve sprained both of them twice!

9. do you bite your nails? ugh yes... i had three years where i didn’t but now i do. :/ i’m trying to break the habit by carrying an unlimited amount of nail files with me. i miss having long nails SO MUCH.

10. when was your last physical fight? two nights ago, my mom came home after work at like midnight and hid behind a wall to scare me, which resulted in a ninja-like slap from me.

11. do you like someone? the beauty of being socially awkward and anxious and being in a uni where you don’t have to talk to anyone means there is no one to get to know and crush on. nice. :-)

12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours? no, i’ve stayed up for 37 but that was the longest and i was... pretty wacked out by then but that’s a story for another time.

13. do you hate anyone at the moment? if i do i’ve blocked them from my mind i??? can’t think of anyone at this particular moment, probably just fictional characters.

14. do you miss someone? i’m gonna say this really adorable cat named toby that i saw at a petsmart like a year ago. i hope he found a good home.

15. have any pets?
 three cats! boris, pepper, and widget.

16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment?
 um a little bit numb because i’m sitting on my foot but otherwise neutral.

17. ever made out in the bathroom? no

18. are you scared of spiders?
 yeah the story of the first time i stayed up for a full 24 hours relates to a spider. also when i was very little i had a night terror where i had materialized a tarantula the size of me on top of me in my bed and well. that scarred me for life yanno?

19. would you go back in time if you were given the chance? fuckin yeah i’d tell myself not to confess to that one guy. embarrassing

20. where was the last place you snogged someone? never lol

21. what are your plans for this weekend?
 crying before i start work on monday. i really don’t wanna go back, fuck.

22. do you want to have kids? how many? yeah! i already made a pact with myself that if i’m still single when im in my thirties i will adopt some kids. 

23. do you have piercings? how many? just my ears~

24. what is/are/were your best subject(s)? um well once it was english but NOT ANYMORE LOL

25. do you miss anyone from your past?
 no, i don’t think so.

26. what are you craving right now?
 surprisingly more of the pork i had earlier even tho i didn’t really like it lol??

27. have you ever broken someone’s heart?
 no

28. have you ever been cheated on?
 no, kinda have to have had a boyfriend for that to happen

29. have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
 no

30. what’s irritating you right now? the exam i have tomorrow. i should have withdrawn from that class i’m gonna have two F’s on my transcript wails

31. does somebody love you? my youngest cat. i am her mom.

32. what is your favourite color? black, pink in your area

33. do you have trust issues? yes but at the same time no

34. who/what was your last dream about? omg k let me get out my dream journal hang on... okay a short synopsis: my friend owned a burger king in this area near our high school (idk??) and i worked there w her, her boyfriend, and a few other people but one of the guys took my uniform which was, by the way, for some reason pastel blue and pink overalls but like shorts? and they were puffy like winter jackets. and then so i couldn’t work but i was still there and then allison and lydia from teen wolf walked in and we had like a reunion bc apparently we were friends lol and then scott came in and then stiles came in after him and i like ran to him and we hugged. idk what happened in my head man.

35. who was the last person you cried in front of? omg... my roommate. because i read a really sad fic and i tried to hide my tears w my blanket bUT SHE CAUGHT ME and then i started laughing while bawling my eyes out simultaneously bc i was embarrassed rip.

36. do you give out second chances too easily? gdi yeah i do. but i’ll bitch abt the person a fair amount first.

37. is it easier to forgive or forget? forgiving is hard but i’d never want to forget anything someone did to me. i’d want to remember so i can caution myself to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen again.

38. is this year the best year of your life?
 um no unless the second half is gonna have a really great turn around.

39. how old were you when you had your first kiss? well i can tell you at this rate i’ll be 20 or over when it finally happens

40. have you ever walked outside completely naked? (réka omfg i laughed so hard at ur answer) no i have not. but once i forgot to take my pajamas off and just put my clothes over them and then when i went to the bathroom later in the day i was really fucking confused

51. favourite food?
 well you got ur meats, steak, bacon, any sort of chicken. but you got pizza too. and you got sugar waffle cones... i mean like how am i to pick?

52. do you believe everything happens for a reason? i mean i hope it does because otherwise that’s just a big fuck u from the universe.

53. what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
 (réka fuck me up enter the realm of exo) um i read exo fics and then i was on @vixx17andbtsimagines‘s blog catching up on her stuff.

54. is cheating ever okay? noooooooooooooo~~~~~~ its not like wtf is that why would you put someone through the pain that’s so shitty. idc the circumstance.

55. are you mean?
 no i’m really not but my face and fast-paced walk and avoidance of ppl makes them think i’m a mega-bitch. seriously, at least three of my friends have told me that was their first impression of me yikes.

56. how many people have you fist fought?
 technically two but very lowkey. the first one was a very hesitant, light slap to the face of this boy when i was in the sixth grade - i was very scared to do this but afterwards he cried and said i broke his jaw lmAO. and this doesn’t really count but this guy i was friends with was sitting across from me at a table and he jokingly threw a plastic fork at me and out of pure reflex i smacked him across the face. this has happened more than once disclaimer rofl.

57. do you believe in true love?
 books make me want to believe it. but i don’t really know. i feel that can only be answered by someone who’s experienced it idk??

58. favourite weather?
 just... march, october, and november because that is when there are no bugs and it’s cold enough to wear pants and the bulk of my clothes without sweating/freezing.

59. do you like the snow?
 yeah if i’m not in it lol. those canadian winters, man

60. do you wanna get married? yeah i’d like to one day, but when i think abt having the ceremony i get very anxious haha

61. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? that depends on the person?? but i feel like i’d personally be such a sucker for it if it was from the right guy lol

62. what makes you happy?
 the rare perfect cup of coffee, music, smyang’s music box version’s of songs, exo and bts crack videos (i die every time), having a good ass sleep with my body pillow to name a few.

63. would you change your name? yeah i go by aluri everywhere because its what i want to change my name to. by this point i’ve ‘had’ it for ten years and even though my family/irl friends don’t call me it, that’s all the online knows me as.

64. would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
 well the last person i kissed was in a dream and it was mark from got7 so no, not at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

65. your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i don’t have one of those anymore so

66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? no?

67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
 shocker it was my dad lmao

68. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my roommate. which sucks because we aren’t roomies anymore and i’m gonna miss our car talks so much. :/

69. do you believe in soulmates?
 if the reason i haven’t been so much as looked at by a guy is because the world is saving me for my soulmate then sure. but otherwise NO

70. is there anyone you would die for? my oldest cat boris. :/ he’s kind of my best friend so what’re you gonna do, you feel? i love doing things like this as an excuse to talk abt myself  & it was really fun so thank you for tagging me babe @stan-the-best-stan-monsta-x and i loved reading yours!! and um gonna tag my two mains again @tearsmp4 @bunmyeon because a) i love them b) i have no other friends seriously also @sooberri if you wanna do this i’d like to know more about you as creepy as that sounds ^^

[scarredaxel]

This is a LOOOONNNG post cos I have been tagged into things etc. so I’m just slapping them all under the cut. Also I ain’t tagging anyone.

Tagged by @disneycastleismymindpalace

rules:  copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a - age: 24 b - biggest fear: Einari’s death, and especially if it comes suddenly c - current time: 5:56pm//17:56 d - drink you last had: water e - every day starts with: taking meds and coffee. f - favorite song: gee... .. atm I’m pretty much loving [this] song. g - ghosts, are they real: spirits are. h - hometown: Vantaa, Finland i - in love with: Video games and coffee. j - jealous of: talented ppl k - killed someone: really? WELL YES INDEED, thousands of ppl (in games, d’uh. who asks this for real?) l - last time you cried: .__. geez, it’s been a long long long while. m - middle name: atm Maria n - number of siblings: 1½ o - one wish: get my shit together p - person you last called/texted: My bff q - question(s) you’re always asked: “Are you a boy or a girl?” OR those who know me “do you have a job?” r - reasons to smile: my pets, amazing games where you can escape the reality s - song last sang: Theory of a deadman - Angel t - time you woke up: it was around 11am u - underwear color: black v - vacation destination: WELL... if I’d get some money out of somewhere and company I’d go to Ireland. w - worst habit: procrastinating x - x-rays you’ve had: well my sinuses have been x-rayed many times, then my teeth, my right arm... I think my chest too. y - your favorite food: I just fucking love chinese food. z - zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Rest of these I was tagged by @bellamypls

RULES: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 19 songs, then tag 10 people.

Far East Movement - Rocketeer [x]

30 Seconds to Mars - Hurricane feat.Kanye West [x]

Starstylers - Keep on Moving [x]

Simon Curtis - Chip in your head [x]

Evelina - Honey feat.Mikael Gabriel [x]

Rhett and Link - It’s My Belly Button [x]

Laura Voutilainen - Miksi ei [x]

Avicii - The Party Next Door feat.Taio Cruz [x]

Nightcore - Million Tears [x]

Pop Evil - Fly Away [x]

Lana Del Ray - Once Upon a Dream [x]

Teleks - Tyttö joka katsoo merelle [x]

Kid Ink, Tyga, Wale, YG, Rich Homie Quan - Ride Out [x]

The Cataracs - Alcohol ft.Sky Blue [x]

Backstreet Boys - Nowhere to go [x]

Poets of the Fall - Dawn [x]

Darin - Everything but the girl [x]

Laurent Wery - Hey hey hey (pop another bottle) ft.DEV [x]

Kaskade - Last Chance ft.Project 46 [x]

IDK what this tells about me |DDD but umh.. yeah! (this was the most fun to do and I love doing these tbh!)

AAAARRRGGGHHHH WHY!?!? I can’t.

1. I like my piercings & tats 2. I like my versatility  3. I like how low my voice has gotten! 4. I occasionally like my hair (and tbh I like how most hair styles fit me) 5. I like my sarcastic nature.

5 THINGS YOU���LL FIND IN MY BAG:

1. wallet 2. keys 3. umbrella 4. meds 5. small sketching notebook/moleskin

5 THINGS YOU’LL FIND IN MY BEDROOM:

But? What counts as a bedroom, cos I just have one BIG ROOM in my apartment (+kitchen and bathroom). well....

1. Way too large dvd/blu-ray collection 2. 3 terrariums 3. Collection of movie/tv show/gaming merch 4. Wall filled with art and cards received from friends & family 5. Collection of wigs

5 THINGS I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IN LIFE:

1. move to my grandpa’s house 2. travel 3. have a shit ton of money (does this count as doing?? well idc) 4. be in a job that I love, and control fully 5. breed animals (cats preferably)

5 THINGS I’M CURRENTLY INTO:

1. Witcher 2. Shadow Hunters 3. Overwatch (but i don’t game) 4. GAMING IN GENERAL OKAY 5. Siipiliini and it’s characters (me & my bff’s OC story/rope thing)

5 THINGS ON MY TO-DO LIST TODAY:

1. nothing in particular: MAKE COFFEE 2. Feed cat 3. Go out for a smoke? 4. Maybe tidy up? 5. Take care of lizard (feed & keep up the humidity in it’s terra)

5 THINGS PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME:

1. I’m transitioning atm from ftm (but I still identify as nb) 2. I’m unemployed 3. I graduated as Professional Make-up artist last December 4. I collect and hoard things like a goddamned dragon 5. I’m Partylite consult (they sell candles etc. it’s very pretty and expensive)

Rules: Tag 10 people you would like to get to know better (or, in this case, you just want to tag anyway)

Name: Katja, but please call me Kake/Cakey or anything else

Relationship status: single (maybe smt going on?)

Favourite colour: Black, Turquoise ♥

Last song I listened to: Alan Walker - Clone

Favourite TV show: Being Human (UK), Shadow Hunters, Vikings, Game of Thrones, Hemlock Grove ... u know I could go on for a loooong while

Hobbies: cosplaying, drawing, watching way too many tv shows and movies, gaming

Books that I’m currently reading: Idk, not really any atm :| 

Worst thing I’ve eaten: CAT FOOD !!! 

favourite place(s): my own home ♥ also my grandpa’s place is one of my fave place. I mean I’ve been around the world, like sure it’s pretty and all but I don’t feel home there, and I’m really a huge house-mouse so :<